20+ Best Funny Whatsapp Messages in English

Best Funny Whatsapp Message in English

Whatsapp is the best social application which works for share funny message, funny videos, funny images and other files to others like friends and family members, etc. By Whatsapp, we can send any message, Images, Videos and file and make it worldwide in a very short time. We are sending many Funny SMS Message to our friends and family members by Whatsapp for happiness and do love with one another.

Millions of people searching about Whatsapp Funny Messages in English and Hindi both language, because they using Facebook, WhatsApp, and other social networking sites. So then need daily such kind of WhatsApp status like Attitude Whatsapp Status, Love Whatsapp Status, Funny Whatsapp Status, Sad Whatsapp Status, Cool Whatsapp Status, Romantic Whatsapp Status, etc.

Here I am posting the latest collection of Funny Whatsapp Messages in English. You can use this English Funny Status for Whatsapp to share with your friends, family members, and relatives by using other social networking sites.

Funny Whatsapp Messages in English

Funny Whatsapp Message in English Collection

{1}. Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol..???

Pappu: Because they didn’t have a color printer.

{2}. Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park. 

Girlfriend: - How Much Do You Love Me? 

Boyfriend: - I’d Take Bullet For You. 

Girlfriend: - Awwwww! Seriously..??? 

Boyfriend: - Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.

{3}. TEACHER: PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: PAPPU.....

{4}. Whatsapp ek masti hai

Call se sasti hai

Neend ko udati hai

Khoon ko badati hai

Dimag ko pakati hai

Par kuch bhi ho

ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai......

{5}. Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein

Padha Ki: 'Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp

Karne Se Sabse zyada Time Waste Hota

Hai.'

To Aaj Se…..

.

.

.

.

Newspaper Band.

Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai.....

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{6}. BF text to his GF on watsApp.....

BF: - Hi

GF: - Hello

BF: - Kahan pr ho???

GF – Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu,

abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,

uske baad mall mey shopping k liye jaungi,

tab tumhe call krti hu,

Tum kahan par ho????

BF: - 401 no ki bus me,

TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE......

{7}. Girl: - Main kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hoon,...

Mujhe bhool jao…

Boy: - Na tere aane ki khushi, Aur na tere jaane ka gham,

Dusri patayenge tu jaa behen,

Aaj se tera kissa khatam.....!

{8}. Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu......

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu.....

Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla...???

Babaji ka thullu <<>>..!

{9}. Loving couple before Marriage: - "Janu.... tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahin"

The same couple after Marriage: - "Maa kasam….. Aaj tu nahin ya main nahin".

{10}. For Boys: - WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL,

Respect her....

Honour her....

Love her....

Protect her and....

Care for her....

BUT For Girls: - HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY

Just only an SMILE......(..)

Funny Messages for Whatsapp in Hindi

{11}. Teacher: - 'Maine ek aadmi ka khoon kiya”

iss sentense ko future tense mein badlo..

Pappu: - 'You will go to jail'.

{12}. Bahu: Babuji, I am going to Supermarket

Alok nath: Bahu, Take my Sanskaar....

Bahu: Ab bas bhi karo…

Alok nath: Arrey, I mean my Son’s Car...

{13}. Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai

Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne ke liye

Aur sir kehte hai…

Aur sir kehte hain dekho, itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai....(;;)

{14}. An idiot guy on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child????

Idiot guy: No this is her husband speaking....!!!!

{15}. I love my life because it gave you to me, I love you bcoz you are my life.

Whatsapp Funny Messages in Hindi Language

{16}. When you see a falling star in night, 

make a wish, 

It will come true bcoz I wished and I found you...

{17}. I will love you until the day after forever....

I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I am always with you....

{18}. 3 seconds to say I love you, 3 hours to explain it, and A lifetime to prove it...

{19}. People say that love is in every corner...  then I must be walking in circles.....

{20}. 'Value of relation'...

is not that how much you feel happy with someone....

But it is that so....

how much someone feels ALONE without you...!!!!

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